Living Will

A man was discussing doing a “living will” with his wife. He was adamant that if he should ever be in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle that she should pull the plug.

His wife proceeded to unplug the TV and pour his beer down the drain.

21 thoughts on “Living Will”

  1. Bahahahahahaha!! I nearly pee’d myself!! LMAO!! Good one!!
    I was mowing the yard and my husband was sitting in a lawn chair, drinking a beer and watching me struggle. My neighbor who is a devout feminist jokingly called out to my husband that he should be hung. He stood up bowed to the neighbor and said, β€œI AM. That’s why she’s mowing the yard!β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      1. Haha!! When Troy first told me that, I fell out!! I love me some good ole inappropriate jokes!!β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚β™₯️

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