A man was discussing doing a “living will” with his wife. He was adamant that if he should ever be in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle that she should pull the plug.
His wife proceeded to unplug the TV and pour his beer down the drain.
Superman found his phone booth 
Yeah, well you know me…..
inconspicuous and NEVER overt😂😂😂
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Bahahahahahaha!! I nearly pee’d myself!! LMAO!! Good one!!
I was mowing the yard and my husband was sitting in a lawn chair, drinking a beer and watching me struggle. My neighbor who is a devout feminist jokingly called out to my husband that he should be hung. He stood up bowed to the neighbor and said, “I AM. That’s why she’s mowing the yard!”😂😂😂
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Ok THAT is a good one
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Haha!! When Troy first told me that, I fell out!! I love me some good ole inappropriate jokes!!♥️😂♥️
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I never noticed that about you 😳
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Haha! She did right.
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Excellent!
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😂
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Ha ha. My wife would totally pull the plug, but she’d drink that beer herself.
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She’s a keeper
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Billy, you’re killing me.
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😂
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You are, I swear to god (and thank you for that)
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Sounds like it’s a good thing
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Of course it’s a good thing, silly.
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I think I’ll have to report this to WP… I am pretty sure the people in charge don’t support bloggers murdering each other 😛 Mouahahahaha
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😊
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You better.
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I like that. We’re all creatures of habit. Some of those habits probably sound like vegetative states when described.
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To be fair, for some people it may be hard to tell the difference
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Lol….good one. For me it’s Pepsi and internet.
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