One liner Wednesday

#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 9th, and One-Liner Wednesday

After missing my wife’s birthday she forcibly hinted that there had better be something in the driveway the next morning that goes 0-200 in mere seconds, she didn’t appreciate the bathroom scale at all.

My surgery is tomorrow…

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rugby843 says:

January 10, 2019 at 1:40 pm

Oh, like the tool shed? Gotta love those gifts.

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Steve Markesich says:

January 10, 2019 at 12:57 pm

I bet a proctologist is performing the surgery

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1. Billy Mac says:
  
  January 10, 2019 at 1:05 pm
  
  Yup
  
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I tripped over a stone. says:

January 10, 2019 at 7:42 am

Does she like vacuums? Good lord, you’ll really need additional surgery if you attempt that gift! Good luck with surgery Billy!

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1. Billy Mac says:
  
  January 10, 2019 at 9:51 am
  
  I love old-fashioned bad jokes. I’m not even married anymore
  
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  1. I tripped over a stone. says:
    
    January 10, 2019 at 10:19 am
    
    That scale did a lot of damage…
    
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Paulie says:

January 9, 2019 at 5:48 pm

Just how comfortable is that couch?

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1. Billy Mac says:
  
  January 9, 2019 at 5:51 pm
  
  It’s an old joke. I’m not even married anymore. And no, that’s not what caused it
  
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cagedunn says:

January 9, 2019 at 4:19 pm

Yes, it got a sudden roar of expelled air – laughter loud enough it sounded like a sneeze on auto-loop!

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1. Billy Mac says:
  
  January 9, 2019 at 4:33 pm
  
  Good
  
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newepicauthor says:

January 9, 2019 at 3:45 pm

Thanks for making me laugh.

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1. Billy Mac says:
  
  January 9, 2019 at 4:11 pm
  
  you’re welcome
  
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