After missing my wife’s birthday she forcibly hinted that there had better be something in the driveway the next morning that goes 0-200 in mere seconds, she didn’t appreciate the bathroom scale at all.
My surgery is tomorrow…
One liner Wednesday
After missing my wife’s birthday she forcibly hinted that there had better be something in the driveway the next morning that goes 0-200 in mere seconds, she didn’t appreciate the bathroom scale at all.
My surgery is tomorrow…
The Tao of Bill 
Oh, like the tool shed? Gotta love those gifts.
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I bet a proctologist is performing the surgery
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Yup
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Does she like vacuums? Good lord, you’ll really need additional surgery if you attempt that gift! Good luck with surgery Billy!
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I love old-fashioned bad jokes. I’m not even married anymore
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That scale did a lot of damage…
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Just how comfortable is that couch?
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It’s an old joke. I’m not even married anymore. And no, that’s not what caused it
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Yes, it got a sudden roar of expelled air – laughter loud enough it sounded like a sneeze on auto-loop!
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Good
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Thanks for making me laugh.
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you’re welcome
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