I was just thrown out of a pub for spilling beer all over the bar. I was pouring it into my hand.
In my defense it’s Valentine’s day and I was just getting my date drunk.
I was just thrown out of a pub for spilling beer all over the bar. I was pouring it into my hand.
In my defense it’s Valentine’s day and I was just getting my date drunk.
Superman found his phone booth 
Hope Rosie wasn’t a light-weight
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She’s been with me for a long time. She can “hand”le it
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But does she wear your ring?
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Only when she wants to feel pretty
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You take her out to a nice seafood dinner, too!
Happy Valentine’s Day… I guess. To paraphrase a recently-deceased comedian:
What’s up with Valentine’s Day? Everyone sends cards on Valentine’s Day! Didn’t this used to be for lovers? I got a card from my grandma last Valentine’s Day and we haven’t slept together in years!!
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It’s officially out of control. I’m waging a formal protest. You in?
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All aboard!
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