Dear Candy industry:
Please don’t think that I don’t know what you are up to.
You are not doing it for health reasons.
You are not doing it to address the National Obesity and Diabetes epidemic.
You are not fooling anyone.
You are shrinking your product’s serving sizes and you need to stop. The “share size” peanuts M & M’s is what fat fucks like me call ONE serving. And there is absolutely nothing fun about excitedly opening a Snicker’s “Fun Size” and seeing a serving the size of a squirrel turd. What’s next, will we open the package and I’ll get a whiff of chocolate smelling air?
Please, for the love of God remember who made you. Fat kids who wanted to eat their problems away. I will monitor my own blood sugar thank you very much.
I thank you for your consideration in this matter,
A longtime fan